Congress to release another hot photo of Rahul Gandhi

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 27 June 2013 | Posted in , , , , ,

Congress Party has decided to release another hot and sexy photo of Rahul Gandhi, clicked while he was on the visit of Uttarakhand.

"This time he would be in clean white kurta and paijama with his trademark brown chappals," said Congress spokesperson Ambika Soni.

She said "Rahul looks cutie pie in the get up with well built muscles that he developed in one of the destroyed gyms in Rudra Prayag."

Fulfilling the urge of women voters of India, recently Congress Party decided that a series of good looking photos of Rahul Gandhi to release carrying various activities in different locations.


"We are going to make a beautiful album of photos of Rahul Gandhi's Uttarakhand visit in a golden frame and would put to into a contest. A lucky woman will win that," said Congress General Secretary Digvijay Singh.

Ambika Soni informed reporters that Rahul gave different interesting poses during his visit making a proper serious face and showing his concerns over disaster.

"Those were natural expressions and not like some 'Rambo' putting a poker face and acting like a drama actor," said Soni.

Rahul Gandhi to fly and carry rest of 10,000 survivors in Uttarakhand on his body and will drop them to their respective homes

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 24 June 2013 | Posted in , , , , ,

Inspired by Superman flick 'Man of Steel' which he recently saw in Spanish holidays during his birthday, Rahul Gandhi decided to fly high in the sky and carry all rest of the survivors on his body.

"Rahul has already taken the list of survivors and their addresses. He will personally carry them on his back and shoulders and properly drop them to their homes," said Minister of State Broadcasting and Communication and part time spokesperson of Congress, Manish Tewari confirming that Rahul has super natural powers of flying and rescuing people from natural calamities.

Tewari told reporters that Rahul will take help of his unused power of flying and carrying loads of tons of weight on his shoulder.

"He has ability of people like Superman and Hanuman to carry many people on his shoulder and fly high in the skies," said Tewari.

Tewari recently refused to buy claims of Narendra Modi for making political noise on rescuing 15000 Gujaratis. He said that Rahul will not make such noise in the press and rather believes in direct action. Tewari also thrashed Media's acknowledgement of the micro management skills of Modi on rescuing efforts.

"We don't like to politicize what we do for people of India. Rahul himself is against of all these things. But still I want to tell you that yesterday when Baba arrived from Spain hold a meeting with all of us till 2 am. He told us that the way to carry people needs to be properly done. He said that 20% of people would rest on his shoulders and hands to keep the weight on his fans low. 30% on middle of his back and rest 50% on his back so that they all would seat comfortably and enjoy a free ride in the air. This is what the micro management is and not what the people like Modi is tom-tomming these days," said Tewari.

Foreign researchers to study Uttarakhand Chief Minister’s flood proof house

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday, 21 June 2013 | Posted in , , ,

Indian Government has granted foreign researchers permission to conduct study on structure of calamity proof houses of Indian politicians and big shots, starting from Uttarakhand Chief Minister Vijay Bahuguna.

"India is a very safe country for politicians. No casualty of any politician or minister in natural or manmade calamities has been recorded till date and that is an enviable record," said official of home ministry Pankaj Saxena.

He said "We received many requests from foreigners who wanted to study the structure of houses of politicians and how they are made calamity proof so that they can use the idea to build residences at their own countries."

Saxena said "Look at Uttarakhand CM Vijay Bahuguna and his colleagues, all are safe despite the entire Uttarakhand was vanished due to flood. It really amazed foreigners and they wanted to include Bahuguna in their case study."

Recently, Uttarakhand saw a severe flood havoc of mass casualties and huge loss to wealth and lives.

"I feel that it is really a pride for every Indian that the country despite so much of natural calamities and terrorist attacks could easily preserve its biggest asset, its politician and that has been recorded by foreigners today. I am really pleased that they chose me to write a case study. I assure them of all the help to create safest and best houses for their countries," said Uttarakhand CM Bahuguna.