Salman Khan and Shah Rukh patch up is actually fake news

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Sunday, 21 July 2013 | Posted in , ,

Morphed image of Salman and SRK hugging each other
Sources said that news about SRK and Salman Khan patch up is totally a fake news and blatant lie. Few news reporters and MLA Baba Siddique morphed images and videos hugging them together to generate votes in next elections.

India Satire appeals people not to believe in these fake reports which can cause social disruptions and danger to public life. 

Note: Issued in the public interest and social harmony.

Unanswered questions on India’s Food Security Bill

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Thursday, 13 June 2013 | Posted in , ,

The standing committee on food, consumer affairs and public distribution on Thursday signed off on the Food Security Bill that nearly matches recommendations made by the Sonia Gandhi-headed National Advisory Council (NAC), in a move that would boost the prospects of the ruling Congress party at the next election.
The committee recommended that 75% of the rural population and 50% of urban India—or about two-thirds of the population as per 2011 census figures—be identified as a single category of beneficiaries with a uniform entitlement at 5kg per person a month.
However, experts and opposition leaders raised many questions on the sustainability of the bill.
Unanswered questions on the bill
  • Who will supply the food grains timely to ration shops? Indian Railways?
  • Will there be any tatkal facility to get urgent delivery of the food grains?
  • Will there be any first class facility to avoid long cues?
  • Few contractors asked whether there is need to construct platforms for end consumers to stand in long cues. Supply of cold drinks and junk foods will be free.
  • Are political leaders included in the total number of poor in India that gets benefit under the bill?
  • Can we access the food grains order on IRCTC website? Government can consider that option.
  • Government called state governments to ensure no corruption at the ration shops. What is the estimated number of closure of the ration shops if they are not allowed to make black marketing?

Daily Bullshit: Is FDI in Retail good or bad?

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Sunday, 2 December 2012 | Posted in ,

BULLSHIT

India is deciding on allowing FDI in retail. We have noted some good and bad points if FDI in retail allowed in India.

Good

  • Good for some strong work out, chances of losing some calories
  • Roaming around without buying anything
  • Shopping with good looking girls around always play chillers
  • Good idea to solve the question arising out of surplus cash
  • I love FDI in retail because I am bachelor

Bad

  • Why do we let some foreigner decide what we should wear, eat and drink?
  • We will not see grocery shop's 'No Credit' board
  • No clause that make it compulsory for appointing foreign girls as sales persons. Needed some relaxation for blondes and brunettes to apply for job here
  • Nobody is there to work for you; fuck self-service is sometime so irritating
  • My nearby retail shop is not employing good looking sales girls
  • Chances of hard negotiations dumped