Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Published On:Sunday, 2 December 2012

Daily Bullshit: Is FDI in Retail good or bad?

BULLSHIT

India is deciding on allowing FDI in retail. We have noted some good and bad points if FDI in retail allowed in India.

Good

  • Good for some strong work out, chances of losing some calories
  • Roaming around without buying anything
  • Shopping with good looking girls around always play chillers
  • Good idea to solve the question arising out of surplus cash
  • I love FDI in retail because I am bachelor

Bad

  • Why do we let some foreigner decide what we should wear, eat and drink?
  • We will not see grocery shop's 'No Credit' board
  • No clause that make it compulsory for appointing foreign girls as sales persons. Needed some relaxation for blondes and brunettes to apply for job here
  • Nobody is there to work for you; fuck self-service is sometime so irritating
  • My nearby retail shop is not employing good looking sales girls
  • Chances of hard negotiations dumped




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