Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Published On:Thursday, 27 December 2012

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Demonstrating his eagerness towards law and justice, disheartened India's President Pranab Mukherjee abandoned his son totally for his remarks on women that dented and painted women protesters in Delhi went to discotheques and then turned up at India Gate to express outrage over the gang rape in Delhi.

"Thish ish too bad in tho name of Preshident. I condemn sush statement of Abhishit. It literolly turnsh me down from my yeshtorday's party," said Pranab Mukherjee, India's President.

He said "I immediately abandon my shon from being my shon and Congresh Party's shon. He ish now shon of shon and not shon of mine and Congresh Party."

"What's basically happening in Delhi is a lot like Egypt or elsewhere, where there's something called the spring revolution, which has very little connection with ground realities. In India, staging candle-lit marches, going to discotheques - we did all this during our student life too, we were students too - I know every well what kind of character students should have. Those who claim to be students - I can see many beautiful women among them - highly dented-painted (sic) - they're giving interviews on TV, they've brought their children to show them the scenes. I have grave doubts whether they're students, because women of that age are generally not students," Abhijit Mukherjee said to CNN-IBN Deputy Editor Sagarika Ghose.

Even the statement furied Sagarika Ghose who generally stays cool to demand the nation-wide poll on whether a politician should be allowed to make such statement.

"Evon I voted for that poll of Shogorika. Now onwardsh, he would not be called as shon of Pranab Mukhorjee who alwaysh ush to be the great shon of shoil. Fully honest to Shoniaji and never comment on any Indian woman," said Pranab Mukherjee.




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