Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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India is talking about Sriprakash Jaiswal

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Views of experts and prominent personalities on Coal Minister Sriprakash Jaiswal's statement that old wives are boring

Pralhad Kakkar: India needs to debate on the serious issue that Mr. Jaiswal raised.

ND Tiwari: Oh God, one more idiot

Amitabh Bachchan: He he he... (chuckles) He could have used his brain either. Thank God I am now out of that irritating sandwich stuff of old wife and new girlfriend.

Rekha: That was what I always used to tell Amitji.

Jaya Bachchan: This guy requires a strong punch from me.

Sachin Tendulkar: What? Does he indicate I should retire from Cricket and join the Commentary box.

Digvijay Singh: Fas gaya, by following me

Rahul Gandhi: Mumma, when will I have my first wife which will become old and then I would say I lost charm in her

Arindam Chaudhuri: Calm Down India! Dare to think beyond old wife, adopt new one

Suhel Seth: What I believe is Jaiswal should be more open while talking. I think we should seat in the conference just listen to him and then discuss the serious problem than poverty.

Dale Carnegie Institute of Public Speaking: Sriprakash should join our course in twisting the words in more fluent manner while attracting less outrage.




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