Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

01 Nov 2013 / 0 Comments

After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

Read More...

Political News
Business

Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Di...

Sensex reacted negatively on summon to Asaram Bapu

Asaram Bapu's devotees claimed that the Sensex was down today only because Police summoned Asaram Bapu. He s...

Economy

Full Coverage: What is the force behind RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan’s first monetary policy?

3.45 am Just woke up after long work till 12 am. "The office is so messy as like Indian economy. Fortunate ...

Kapil Sibal’s wife threw him out of house over rising onion prices

According to sources, Telecom Minister Kapil Sibal's wife threw him out of his house for entire night yeste...

Entertainment
Society

Asaram Bapu promises celibacy if Court lets him go

Divine saint turned rapist, sorry rapist turned divine saint oh sorry again, Asaram Bapu who is currently in...

Sports News

Australia cricket coach asks players to contain match score below 300 runs against India

Australian coach Mickey Arthur strictly asked Australian cricket team to keep the target below 300 or score ...

Live Coverage: Sachin Tendulkar retires from cricket

6.35 PM: Late cut said it feels very sad and asked others to use it cautiously. "I will not be that generous...

Hansie Cronje plans to return to earth as match fixing rates sky rocketed

Former South Africa Cricket Captain and banned cricketer in match fixing saga in early 2000s, Hansie Cronje ...

World News

Nawaz Sharif confirmed Barack Obama in private that Pakistan Military and ISI involved in all terrorist attacks

Confident of continuation of ongoing friendly relationship with the US, Pakistan Prime Minister candidly acce...

Pakistan welcomes another bomb attack on Pakistan

Determine to remove peace, prosperity and safety from the country, whole Pakistan welcome bomb blast in Pesh...

China’s encroachment comes under Free Land Intrusion Scheme; it can also take benefits of new Land Acquisition Bill – AK Antony

India's Defence Minister AK Antony confirmed that China's encroachment in the Indian border of 640 sq km are...

Opinion

Pappu Vani on Jupiter’s escape velocity for success

Exclusive Column - Rahul GandhiThis is my second article on India Satire and I came here with great pride a...

Interview
Media
Columns
Business
Published On:Wednesday, 3 October 2012

I am a dumbass - Sriprakash Jaiswal

OPINION

Apologizing over his remarks on old wives, Sriprakash Jaiswal said it was when my wife told that I was wrong in making such remarks by showing me a danda I felt that I was really a stupid and idiot for making such remarks.

Madamji and God know that empty mind is devil's home and that is what happened with me. Just for mocking on a topic and make people happy I made such an idiotic statement. However, I didn't know that either Congress leaders don't have sense of humour or people don't understand such high level jokes.

Through the platform of India Satire, I would like to forgive all those idiots who misunderstood me and angered on me instead of laughing on my joke. Particularly, these human and woman rights idiots.

Dude, why don't you check the people like me who are now bored with one woman and loves variations can make such comment. And joke comes from the heart. Whatever you feel in real life and whatever you experience, you can either mock or outrage. While I strictly believe in peacefulness and don't outrage easily, I made the light of the situation by using my weird sense of humor. Last time I made same kind of intelligent humour by saying Prince Rahul can become India's Prime Minister anytime but some of India's dumb ass Congressmen just dumped me in coal again.

I am seriously demanding that Indians should raise their IQ and understanding of humour otherwise anything that comes as a humour or joke, they would react the same way. Madamji, I am dumbass because I made joke on Indians in front of Indians who don't have any sense of humour.





0 comments for "I am a dumbass - Sriprakash Jaiswal"

Leave a reply

  1. Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali
  2. Australia cricket coach asks players to contain match score below 300 runs against India
  3. Salman Khurshid in private confirms that he feels stupid while defending UPA Government’s policies
  4. Kapil Sibal wins argument against his wife
  5. Krrish 3 producers to distribute ‘under wears’ as promotional campaign
  6. Movie Preview: Everything you wanted to know about Hrithik Roshan’s ‘Krrish 3’