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Sonia Gandhi recommended for Nobel Peace Prize 2012

(First time in the history of India Satire, its entire team of journalists and reporters laughed after reading the news that Sonia Gandhi's name was recommended for Nobel Prize.

International Awakening Centre, which recommended Sonia's name confirmed that it was not a satire or a killing joke but actual recommendation.

It's press release said "Based on facts and figures, it is confirmed that Soniaji was a strong like a wall for Ajmal Kasab and Afzal Guru over the last one decade, made them to think about recommending her name. She is like a mother of all."

Pratibha Patil, ex-President said "Because of Madamji, I got the strength to take such a powerful decision of allowing Afzal Guru a peaceful life in jail."

Pranab Mukherjee, India's President said "Because of Madamji, I got the strenth for going to take a powerful decision for not allowing execution of Afzal Guru and Ajmal Kasab.")