Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Third front to allocate all the coal blocks to all Indian households if it wins 2014 elections - Mulayam Singh Yadav

Coal to be used for chulla – Third Front Manifesto
After playing his third front card along with CPM, CPI and TDP, on burning coal issue Mulayam Singh Yadav announced the joint manifesto of the third front, which promises a distribution of coal block to every Indian household at free of cost.

"Mujhe aaj bhi meri maataji ki yaad aati hai jo koyle ke chulle pe seki hui tasty roti khilati thi (sob sob, 2 tears drop from his eyes). Par ye Congressi government ne jab se koyla company waaloko koyla baata hai tabse hamaare naseeb me gas ki roti khaana hai. Lekin ye third front waada karta hai ki har Hindustani ko chulle pe bani roti khaane ko milegi (Third front promises that every Indian will get chance to eat bread baked on coal based burner)," announced Mulayam Singh Yadav.
He shouted from his nostrils that third front will allocate all the coal to every Indian household so that people will shift from useless and tasteless gas to coal based chulla.
CPM leader Prakash Karat supported Mulayam Singh's statement, he said "Both these Congrss and BJP are different sides of same coin and threw Indian people in the hands of corporates. We also have right to use coal for our betterment. I would say that besides our big brother China, nobody else has better technology to manage using coal. I support Mulayamji in distributing coal to all Indians using a good reservation tool so that everybody can taste coal based roti and sabzi."




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