Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Markandey Katju on auspicious RahulDay said 99% of problems of Indians will be solved if Rahul Gandhi becomes PM

Markandey Katju confirmed the significant role of Rahul Gandhi in Indian politics on auspicious RahulDay and asked India to select him as Prime Minister to solve 99% of problems.
"It is an honour of talking about Rahulji on such a precious ocassion. I first sincerely want to congratulate the nation for celebrating #RahulDay and also to those 10% intelligent people who patiently waited for him in becoming the PM candidate. I have studied the nature of Indian problems and 99% of those will be solved if Rahulji becomes India's Prime Minister," said Press Council of India Chairman and Retd. Justice Markandey Katju.
Rahul Gandhi recently came up with a unique solution of learning English for information technology in government schools by asking students to introspect themselves why they don't understand English.
Katju said "That is what my thought to develop India. Introspection! I believe that if Rahulji becomes PM he would tell everybody to introspect why they are not conceiving for kids, why their digestion system is such disaster, why toilets are not clean in Indian railways and many other significant problems led to economic havoc in the country. All these deeply rooted problems will be solved in a minute. Therefore, I appeal all 90% fools to take one sensible decision to get Rahulji on PM's chair."




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