Italy to supply Air Conditioners to cool down Indians

Italian govt decided to supply free air conditioners under brand name 'Bofors' to cool down angry Indians.

"We offer free Bofors air conditioners to all eminent Indians including political leaders and intellects to cool them down," said Italian Foreign Affairs Minister Giulio Terzi Sant'Agata.

Bofors ventured into Air Conditioner market these days as the business is getting lucrative with high demand from different government authorities.

Sant'Agata said "The suggestion came from Prime Minister Mario Monti to send some cool gas cylinders along with Air Conditioners to India so they can lose some anger."

India said it was angry after Italy refused to send back 2 marines facing trial in fishermen killing case.

According to sources, Mario Monti felt that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh's word "unacceptable" was highly condemnable and worried the Italian authorities.

"I decided to cool down India. I know Air Conditioners supplied by other Indian and Korean companies are not enough to cool them down. Therefore, thought to send Mr. Ottavio Quattrocchi son Massimo Quattrocchi with free Bofors air conditioners. This time he would not charge any commission," said Monti.