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Aam Aadmi sulks for not being lucky to contest for President elections of India

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Demands reservation for all aam aadmis in India to contest President poll

Aam Aadmi Rohit Sharma though looks like Sharad Pawar he is not

(Aam Aadmi, Rohit Sharma expressed his displeasure over not being lucky to get support from the parliamentarians (representatives of entire population of India) of India. While he tried to get support from the members of Parliament they just ignored him as being an aam aadmi and not included in the list of non aam aadmis like Pranab Mukherjee and PA Sangama. He demands a reservation for all India's aam aadmis.)