Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Diggy back with a bang; Shooting on all directions

Filled up with highly intense new fresh energy and strong muscle power, a storm came, a storm of intelligence, a storm of loyalties, storm of humble and kindness and a storm of great Gandhian worships and everybody threw away like dry leaves. The same thing happened as Diggy Chacha came to support Congress in its poor form. Universe' most intelligent creation, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) whom Congress missed a lot in its troubled time came and just threw away all, which includes Team Anna and opposition parties.



One political analyst recognized this power, a power of an immense intelligence, he said "Team Anna and opposition party were on the strong footing till last week but Congress has again started shooting through its best weapon. Diggy's mouth is the Congress' gun these days a weapon never fails. His mouth shoots people in the range of more than 5000kms. It is much harmful than any AK-47 and 56 even much more harmful than any Nuclear bomb. If government had developed many weapons like Agni and Prithvi, etc. for external attacks, Congress had developed a gun which is sharper than above maintained list of weapons for internal attacks. It is called Diggy-65. This is a wine, which is becoming tastier with age."


Diggy Chacha was on maun vrata (a course that teaches "at least don't make non-sense statements for few days and shut your mouth") for few days gathering all energy (to make all non-sense statements) to shoot his opposition.

Diggy - a gun that harmed everybody post-maun vrata


Diggy Chacha is known for his strategic brain, more intelligent than even his beloved brother Suresh Kalmadi or for that matter even more than Koi Mil Gaya's Jadoo. We shall discuss in elaborate that how this gunshot everybody.


Statements made in Azamgarh (Muslim and Dalit Constituency)

"Baba Ramdev is a thug and a cheat, whereas Hazare is a social worker."


Accused Team Anna member Arvind Kejriwal of flouting service rules while serving as an officer of Indian Revenue 

Service and collecting 'lakhs of rupees' through donations for his non-government organisation (NGO).

Accussed Behenji Mayawati's (Behenji) torture on Dalits and Muslims

Statements made in Jammu

Talking to media, he said the "commercial ties of Reddy brothers with Sushma Swaraj and (former BJP president) 

M Venkiah Naidu too should be.

Anna is a mask of BJP and RSS.

First, RSS used Baba Ramdev and later Anna Hazare to divert the attention of people from the terrorism related cases against its activists.




2 comments for "Diggy back with a bang; Shooting on all directions"

  1. Shri Digvijay Singh is seasoned leader of long standing in politics.Keeping in view the prevailing situation, he had changed his viewpoint as a Strategy --perhaps due to intervention of the Party Leadership to remain SILENCE . It is widely accepted and recognised that Silence is the inner strength and considered eloquent than speak in case of politics , love and war. Keep it up...!!!

  2. Yea, when he is silent it is great for India otherwise his words create divide and rule problems for Indians.

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