Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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BREAKING NEWS: UPA government asked SP Tulsian to replace Dinesh Trivedi


Government is hopeful that Tulsian will write not-so-dull budget

After reading the comments and expert analysis from SP Tulsian on Railway Budget, Government representatives are considering him to replace Dinesh Trivedi and write another Railway Budget document which will not be as dull as it was from Dinesh Trivedi yesterday.

"SP Tulsian is a hard core analyst and knows nitty-gritty of every issue in the world. He is most enlightened person in terms of analysis of industries and economy. Therefore, we decided him to hand over Dinesh Trivedi's Railway Ministry seat," said UPA Congress spokesperson Janardhan Dwivedi.

He told reporters that Mamata, who was earlier recommending Mukul Roy in the place of Trivedi is settled over SP Tulsian's selection and almost first time both the UPA government and Trinamool Congress are agreed over any of the issues besides Maa, Maati and Maanush.

Mamata Banerjee told reporters "Yea that's correct. Yesterday, I saw SP Tulsian's transparent analysis over the railway budget which said the budget event was boring and dull matches my argument. While I don't trust his stock recommendations I think is he was ok with railway budget analysis. I think firsht time UPA government gave sensible decision without my menace on their heads."

Development came after, government agencies started scrutinizing the reactions of the markets over the railway budget after Mamata Banerjee raised the issues that budget lacked Maa, Maati and Maanush criteria. Representatives of different government agencies such as IB, RAW and CBI thought SP Tulsian's argument that budget was 'dull from one year perspective' was very important for UPA government's stability and also forwarded to PMO. Finally, PMO called an urgent meeting with Trinamool's head Mamata Banerjee who was very much inclined over inclusion of Mukul Roy. In the meeting, both the leaders in consultation with Madam Soniaji decided to select SP Tulsian as the next Railway Minister of India.

"He has the ability to assess any kind of fu*king situation in the world as like other ministers such as Kapil Sibal and Salman Khursheed and we want him to taste the blood of voters rather than investors," said Dwivedi.
Udayan Mukherjee, after his busy market hours recommended investing in TV18, as this event will have immense financial benefit for the company. He said "While valuation of TV 18 remains higher, Tulsian's inclusion in the cabinet will open many opportunities and doors to TV 18. We are discussing with Tulsian over feasibility of launching CNBC TV18 in all the rail compartments."

SP Tulsian said "I am considering government's proposal. However, few of my conditions must be fulfilled. One of those is they should not stop me from talking on any issue."


An investor in the Dalal Street who wanted to remain anonymous said "This is a great news. I will vote for UPA government in the next elections as they are going me to spare from Tulsian's speech for only once in a year rather than daily."
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