Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Showing great courtesy towards Priyanka Gandhi who is concerned over her brother's marriage

India's hottest asset bar and great social worker Poonam Pandey offered to strip down her clothes again if Rahul Baba marries. Development came after Priyanka Gandhi told reporters that she was concerned over Baba's marriage.
"My eyes were so wet when I saw Priyanka's worried face and thought to do something," said Poonam Pandey, a major driving force behind India's World Cup win. Her confidence and belief in the team with some push from her inspirational speech and offer clicked well for Indian Cricket team. Her close associates believe that these inspirational words would also help for Rahul Baba's marriage.

When asked her whether she is interested in marrying Baba, she said "Yea obviously! He is so cute and looks like some Amul Butter spread on Maide kaa bread. I would love to marry him."

However, Poonam's fan turned opponent Rajesh Kumar Mishra said "Hope at least this time show some of her assets and it will not just smoke without the fire. I am still waiting to see her in the birth-day suit which she promised to Indian Cricket fans post world cup win."

Rahul Baba’s mentor and most intelligent person in the universe, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) said “This idea is totally a bul**hit. She is an upper caste girl supported by RSS who wants to malign Rahul Baba’s image. I condemn this RSS built conspiracy.”

Rahul Baba's friends also couldn't carry this news well. Rahul Baba's recently became close friend Kisan Mumari Gupta said "We would advise Baba to watch Times of India website rather than waiting Poonam to get nude. It would be much more inspirational than Poonam's speech."

A source revealed that it was Rahul Baba's lack of interest in visiting Times of India that he is not much inspired to get married.





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