Rakesh Jhunjhunwala finally bought new clothes on Diwali

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After some relief from recent stock market rally, big bull investor finally decided to buy new clothes on Diwali. According to sources, he lost all his clothes as his portfolio took a big hit in a big carnage in Indian stock markets that came by July end to August end this year. "Now I am ha

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Jobless these days due to fury of the high command after disastrous suggestions to the government, Kapil Sibal (Sibal Uncle) asked Annaji to replace him on the place that would be vacant after Prashant Bhushan's (Bhushan Junior, no not Bachchan Junior).

"In addition to vast knowledge of Law and the world, I have a good command over English and good sense of humor," Sibal Uncle said.

"Further I have some more qualities which include my ability to irritate people after making nonsense and arrogant statements. I also use my brain sometimes which is not very common for Indian politicians. Out of my brain I developed one product as well i.e., Zero Loss Theory. I have sent my detailed curriculum vitae to Team Anna and is waiting for their call," said Sibal Uncle.

A source said that Sibalji is frustrated as the government is not giving proper attention to him. "Even Madamji didn't appreciate his low cost Tablet PC which hurt him most. Also making tough but hopeless statements is in his nature which is restricted these days by High Command and therefore out of frustration he thinks on joining team Anna," source said.

Source further added "Congress Party's another lawyer, Abhishek Manu Singhvi , a famous lawyer for having trash cases in his portfolio is also trying for Bhushan Jr.'s position."

"Abhishek is a kid and hopeless too. I don't think team Anna would like to consider this guy for that respectable position. He has no respect in his party and considered as a mouthpiece only," Sibal Uncle said.

When DCFC reporter asked a senior leader of the Party who wished to keep his identity secret as why Sibal Uncle is trying hard to get position in the rival's side. He said "Sibal must be fed up of autocracy of Congress Party High Command. The party has given authority to only Diggyji for making baloney statements."


"Manish and Sibal both tried to break the shell but with no success. I can understand what Sibal would be feeling these days as he has no experience of keeping his mouth shut," Senior leader gave some more information.


Team Anna spokesperson confirmed privately that it had received few resumes which include Sibal Uncle, Chiddu Uncle, Ram Jethmalani and Abhishek Manu Singhvi. However, position is now withheld as Arvind Kejriwal said that Bhushan Jr is still integral part of team Anna.




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