Rakhi Sawant believes in non-violence, approaches Anna Hazare to crusade against Censor Board

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday 31 October 2011 | Posted in


India's most beautiful and most intelligent Bollywood Diva Rakhi Sawant (nobody likes to tie rakhi from her) upset with the decision taken by Censor Board to bleep out the words ""Choos Le"" (meaning Suck) from her item number from "" Loot"". Rakhi Sawant announced an Anti-Decency movement to protest against Censor Board's autocratic way of working.

"They removed two innocent words for no reason," Rakhi told reporters in angry voice. She said "I want to campaign against India's Censor Board which denies freedom of choice of words. What the f..k!".

"No I am not going on fast. I will ask Hon. Annaji for fasting unto death which will ensure success of the campaign for Anti-Decency movement," she said when reporters asked her whether she would like to announce a fast unto death.

"I am sure Annaji is more capable of campaigning for such a serious movement than Ramdev Baba who has no fighting spirit," Rakhi bluntly said indirectly showing her anger after Baba rejected her offer for marriage.
Rakhi said "What's the point in bleeping out the word. We have had songs like "DK Bose" which have been easily cleared by the board. Also, will the same punitive action be taken against "Desi Boys" for the movie has a song in which weird gestures have been used. This is unfair."

Her publicist DaleBhagwagar also confirmed the development and said "It is true that Rakhi has decided to approach Anna Hazare. She is currently doing her research on songs which she considers vulgar and objectionable."

Nothing was confirmed from Team Anna whether it would like to start a new Anti-Decency movement. As Anna Hazare was on maun vrat we could not get any reaction.

Baba Ramdev condemned luring acts of Rakhi and said "This is totally indecent way to promote her film "Loot" who even my doggy will not like to see. I will see Sanjal Leela Bhansali's films rather than "Loot". Earlier, she promoted her show by asking me to marry her which I said 'meri Jutise...'"

Most intelligent person in the universe and mentor of Rahul Baba, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) had different perspective. He said "See, Rakhi's offer proves that Anna Hazare is supported by RSS, Rakhi Sawant Sena. It is a conspiracy of RSS to enter in the Censor Board, gradually. Rakhi Sawant Sena is biggest terror organisation in the country and can target and attack good and decent people like me. I would like to suggest Annaji to come out of the shelter of this terror organisation, headed by Rakhi Sawant."

Indian judiciary don't listen to me: Diggy Chacha

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Expressing his frustration over Indian Judiciary, the most intelligent person in the universe Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) said "Everybody in the world listen to me. Just sometime back US court saw my statement that Rajat Gupta was innocent and they let him go but our rigid judiciary system don't listen to me even I spoke loudly."

"Diggyji is most respectable person in the universe even aliens of other planets also accepts. One of the most reputed researchers in the planet of Apes also said that Diggyji's brain has no match. This is hypocrisy. I would like to tell you that Diggyji's statements should take it on face value. Give bail to Appu Raja, Kanimozhi, his innocent beloved brother Suresh Kalmadi, Afzal Uncle and Kasabji while terrorists like Anna Hazare, RSS activists like Arvind Kejriwal, Sri Sri Ravishankar and Ramdev Baba should be thrown into jail," a senior Congress leader infuriated hiding his identity.

Though, Law Minister Salman Khurshid said, Diggyji is a very senior leader of our party but he is not a member of the government, in private he was very thankful to Diggy Chacha endorsing Khurshid's statements.
Diggy Chacha has recently came up with strange thesis which also kept on radar by his supporters to shoot on the rivals.

"Diggyji told to a reporter that all the scams whether it was 2G, CWG or anyother happened in UPA I phase when he was busy mentoring Rahul Baba. But when he just started looking into politics in the period of UPA II all the scams unearthed. Now, there is no scam at all. Even Manmohanji has become very much outspoken these days and give lengthy lectures on inflation," said Diggy Chacha's supporter.

A section of the Congress believes he is only voicing loudly the ideological secularism of the party, and they say he has the tacit support of both party members and the leadership.

However, few people with idiotic brains (vice versa to Diggy Chacha's intelligent brain) are against outspokenness of Diggy Chacha.

"He (Diggy Chacha) has become a law unto himself," said a senior Congress minister without disclosing his identity.

Rahul Baba set to announce Triangular Revolution; Pizza in the house of every aam aadmi

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday 28 October 2011 | Posted in


DCFC reporter approached India's future Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi (Rahul Baba) to know his views on corruption, terrorism, aam aadmi and future strategies for Congress.


DCFC Reporter: Give us your views on corruption and terrorism.

Rahul Baba: I don't talk on the paltry things like corruption and terrorism. My agenda is to improve lifestyles of farmers, dalits and aam aadmis that is what we call triangular revolution. We have a lack of real infrastructure which has to spread properly throughout the country. I think we require to focus on it.

DCFC Reporter: Give us details on your triangular revolution.

Rahul Baba: Triangular revolution means improvement in the lifestyles of farmers, dalits and aam aadmis with secular focus.
Actually evolution of this term traces back to my joining of Diggy School of Fundamental Economics (DSFE), a school which has a very customised focus. Diggy Chacha is the dean and professor of DSFE. He has mindboggling vision and ideas. I would like to say that nobody really recognised his metal.

DCFC Reporter: We know everything about Diggy Chacha. Please focus on the question, what is this triangular revolution?

Rahul Baba: Oh sorry! Generally, when Diggy Chacha's name come to my mouth I become very heavy hearted and emotional. Nothing can describe his talent. Ok back to question, triangular revolution focuses on creating real infrastructure for these 3 categories. Today, the real question is not corruption and terrorism, it is problems of availability of real infrastructure which will improve the health related issues of farmers, dalits and aam aadmis.

DCFC Reporter: What is real infrastructure?

Rahul Baba: See real infrastructure is availability of sources of best quality food produced through small scale outlets like McDonalds, Domino's Pizza, Pizza Hut and various Italian food destinations in every village and city. See, generally I go to some small village or town every 2-3 days in India, currently in UP, I don't see Italian food outlets or McDs which really is irritating. How would an aam aadmi work when real motive to work is not available? Urban well-to-do households are the only beneficiaries of healthy Italian food while farmers, dalits and aam aadmis are deprived of it.

DCFC Reporter: So what is your plan to improve real infrastructure?

Rahul Baba: Yea, actually when I will start as a PM of India, I am planning to announce various subsidy packages for these 3 categories customers. I am in talks with McD, Domino's and Pizza Hut managements and asking them to expand their network to rural India. I also told them that the India's poverty line is reduced dramatically in 2011 alone, thanks to Monty Uncle's Rs32 a day per capita income level.

DCFC Reporter: What if they don't agree to expand due to their own quality requirements?

Rahul Baba: See my Granny nationalised all the banks in India as they were not eager to expand in villages. I will nationalise Pizza and Italian food business in India creating a "Bread/Paav Revolution". Therefore, McD, Pizza Hut and Domino's Pizza will reach all the villages in India taking their calories to sky high by providing most hygienic food for them. Plus I will also get benefitted, as I would eat into Domino's Pizza rather than in a villager's house which really has changed my own body structure. The project tagline is "Yummy Pizza all over India".

DCFC Reporter: Ok great! But why do you feel terrorism is a paltry issue?

Rahul Baba: See I have never told terrorism is a platry issue please don't put everything into my mouth. What I feel is terrorism can be handled by Diggy Chacha. When I will become India's first great Prime Minister I am going to give charge of home ministry and external affairs ministry to Diggy Chacha. Diggy Chacha has an elaborate plan to remove terrorism from the country.

DCFC Reporter: But Diggy Chacha has no experience in handling Union Home Ministry and External Affairs Ministry.

Rahul Baba: Diggy Chacha has the experience. He has really managed my home very well and he also looks after external affairs of Congress Party so there is no issue I believe.

DCFC Reporter: Ok Thanks Rahul Baba for your interview.

(Fake News and Interview)

Is Swami Agnivesh lost brother of Diggy Chacha?

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Wednesday 26 October 2011 | Posted in

Who is real Diggy Chacha and Swamiji?

DCFC reporter came to know a shocking truth from sources about Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) and Swami Agnivesh (Swamiji). DCFC reporter is going to disclose the entire truth to its readers. See above picture: Who is real Diggy Chacha and Swamiji?

"2 months back only Diggyji's Chachi met great saint Swamiji and disclosed the truth to him which not only opened his eyes but also helped him to realise that he should also help Diggyji's in his pure service to Congress and Madamji," said a closed associate with Diggyji requesting annonymity.

"Consistent rivalry between Diggyji and Swamiji made him depressed and she could not hid the truth and told both of them that they were lost brothers in Kumbh mela," said the associate. "Diggyji was happy as he came to know why his face resembles to Swamji," he added. 

"Chachi told Swamiji that he was elder brother to Diggyji and should help him in fighting for good against evil. Chachi firmly told Swamiji that he should not take the similar stand that Karna took in Mahabharata. She also stressed on the point that they should work together and stay together," the associate added.

He said that both the brothers looked with wet eyes towards each other. Tears were consistently dropping and both of them furied over Chachi for late comment. Diggyji said that he was really embarassed as he told media that Swamiji was RSS man. He felt really sad by puting his brother into a terrorist organisation.

"Yea Diggy I am sorry that I told you know. But you know that everything should be followed with a process and as like government it took some time to finish the entire process of disclosing Agnu as your brother," Chachi said.
"Swamiji looked into Diggyji's eyes and said Diggu I didn't know that you were my brother, oh (hug) now I will help you and Madamji to come out of this mess and will fight against Duryodhana like Anna and I assure you that Mahabharata's history will not repeat. Chachi was the only eye witness of this entire saga," the associate said.

(Fake News by DCFC Reporter)

Diggy Chacha held by Bihar Police as a lost statue of Late Digvijay Singh

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Sunday 23 October 2011 | Posted in


In a funny incidence in Lucknow, Bihar Police inadvertently held expressionless and poker face Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) as a statue of Late Digvijay Singh, former Union Minister from Bihar.


Diggy Chacha was addressing one press conference where he was pulling up team Anna for Rs80Lakh scam, suggested by Kapil Maharaj's shishya, Swami Agnivesh.

"Agnivesh's statement that funds collected for the Jan Lokpal Bill agitation was diverted to a private NGO of Arvind Kejriwal with which no member of the Team Anna is associated is a serious allegation and should be looked into," he said.

However, after completing his answers he stand for a while showing his hand (Congress Hand) to reporters for a while when Bihar Police came on a special information. They went to arranger of the conference and asked him that the person which lifted hand is an actual human being or a statue. However, after they didn't get a proper reply they came to desk and lifted Diggy Chacha as it is to take him to village Nayagaon in Bihar's Jamui ditrict.
Diggy Chacha was shocked of all this saga and remained expressionless and couldn't gave any immediate reaction. However, one show arranger understood the situation and told Police Inspector that this is real Diggyji and he is live. Though, he looks like statue he is not one.

After an enquiry, Police Inspector asked Constables to put the entire body on the floor. Diggy Chacha was still shocked and remained in a same motion. Therefore, Police Inspector again checked all the facts and then went away.

After recovery from this shock, Diggy Chacha said "This was a real conspiracy to defame me by RSS and Team Anna. Team Anna had used Rs80Lakhs to ask Police Inspector to take me as a statue."

In another news, bronze statue of former Union minister, late Digvijay Singh which went missing, was recovered on Sunday by police from a pond in his native village Nayagaon in Bihar's Jamui ditrict.

Police said the suspected miscreants had taken away the bronze statue valued at Rs6lakh late last night.


Police apologized Diggy Chacha for inconvenience. Police Inspector said "We held Diggyji as a statue of Late Digvijay Singh due to misinformation. However, we had no doubt that Diggyji was the statue till the program arrangers confirmed his identity as his looks were resembling to the statue looks and even looks of Digvijay Singhji."

Behenji Mayawati shuts Diggy's mouth by accusing centre for inflated budget on statues

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Saturday 22 October 2011 | Posted in


Attacking the centre and in particular Diggy Chacha who said that Mayawati spent Rs10000Cr on statues, Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister and hathi mere sathi fame Mayawati (Behenji) Saturday said statue budget was inflated due to ever rising inflation and asked for more central funds to tackle deficit of funds for statues in many areas of UP.

"We targeted to set up at least 500 statues this year but able to set up only 50 statues that too because of inflated prices of materials required to build statues," Behenji said at the National Development Council (NDC) meeting.


Taking a dig on Diggy Chacha's statement that UP state spent Rs10000Cr on building statues, Behenji said "The centre sanctioned a package worth Rs7,266Cr while rest of the amount had to spend from Uttar Pardes' pocket. Diggy should check the facts and should not conspire against a dalit lady."

Bahenji said "Common man, trader, everybody is suffering due to high inflation and the situation on high prices of essential commodities, such as stone and cost of labor for statue making was serious. Our budget was inflated at least by 20%. This will impact the pace of development and our commitment to generate jobs for statue makers."
Pointing out that the number of central welfare schemes increased significantly during the 11th Plan which, she said, brought a lot of financial strain on the state's resources and therefore state had to chose over statues against those welfare schemes, Mayawati asked for reduction in the number of such welfare schemes so that real adequate funds will be provided on better looking statues. "I would like to make next statue from white stone so that I will look fair," she said.

Pronobda plans special funds for Mayawati statues if she wins UP elections

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday 21 October 2011 | Posted in


"Eet wosh an oye hopener for me," said Pronobda. "Today mhorning I read how Mayawoti had progreshed UP in loine with Gujarot holl moy beliefsh about her vanished."

Pronobda was in exciting mode after reading a news that Mayawati bursts Narendra Modi's economic growth myth.

"I moyshelf deshided that I will make provishions in bodget for 1000 Mayawoti stashues with gold plated shandals in UP if she winsh tho elecshons. In 500 stashus Mayawoti will ride elephant," Pronobda said.

Pronobda's secretary told DCFC reporter "Budget will be Rs100Cr per statues, a total UP development plan of Rs10000Cr. Our target is to create 100 statues per year. Pranabda asked Montek Singh Ahluwalia (Montyji) to include the scheme for Mayawati statue creation in five year plan documents. He was very happy as he did not have any productive work these days. The entire scheme will also create an employment for hundreds of statue makers and related."

"Earlier, we thought not to vote BSP and go with Rahul Baba's youth mission and to vote Congress. But Pranabji's statement opened our eyes and now we shall vote Behenji only," said Ramvilas, a statue maker from Lacknow. "Pranabji is providing us a great employment opportunity. Therefore we decided to vote Mayawatiji," said Ramvilas' brother Lakkhanprasad.

"I olsho tolk with Madamji. She ish very happy with my idea. She told me to go ahead," Pronobda happily said. "I alsho deshided name for the scheme. It will be named 'Shonia Gondhi Mayawati's Shtashu Hemployement Gorantee Scheme' and will launsh aftor Mayawoti winsh elecshons," Pronobda said.

Congress spokesperson Manish Tiwari said "It is just a salute to great lady who overshadowed Narendra Modi. Pranabda's idea is nothing to do about attracting dalit votes."

Why did Anna's delegation fail to meet Rahul Baba, an inside story from DCFC reporter

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Wednesday 19 October 2011 | Posted in


In what is being seen as a PR disaster for Congress, a delegation of Anna supporters from Ralegan Siddhi, which was here to meet India's next Prime Minister and most desirable, brand ambassador of Amul Butter, Rahul Baba, was turned away by his office as they had reportedly not sought an appointment.

The sarpanch of Ralegan Siddhi, Jaisingh Rao Mapari, and Hazare's personal assistant, Suresh Pathare on Tuesday said they felt humiliated at being denied an audience with Rahul Baba and were headed back home.
Congress MP from Idukki, PT Thomas (Thomas uncle), who had offered to set up the meeting with Rahul Baba and called them here for an appointment on October 18, later apologised to them and blamed a 'communication gap' for the no-show.

DCFC reporter received a transcript of calls between Thomas uncle and Rahul Baba and Diggy Chacha before the meeting was scheduled.

Rahul Baba: So Thomas uncle, what next which house should I visit in UP for dinner? This time I would like to have good dinner and please arrange AC if I would require to sleep. Last time, I became good food for mosquitos in school.

Thomas uncle: Raul Babbaa... I willa manage eett... inna rascallaa...

Rahul Baba: What? You call me rascal, I will complain about you to Mummy.

Thomas uncle: No no no... Raul Babbaa... no complain... I deed not call yu rascallaaa... it was just just a mees communicationna... I was telling it to my chaaee wallaa.. sorry for the meestaka... anda eet waasaa innaaa Tamill slang

Rahul Baba: Ok fine now arrange whatever I told you.

Thomas uncle: Ok Babbaa... actually Babbaa.. I wanted to tella abot a villeagaa, inna Raley gaan Shiddee I wos viseeted lost weekaa.

Rahul Baba: What's that?

Thomas uncle: Baabbaa, I veeseeted Raley gaan lost weekaa... it eesaaa nice weekend destee nation for yu. Yu 
canna viseeta aam aadmee kaa ghar faaar deenner parteee... It essaa reech vileage and food testy.

Rahul Baba: Ok so arrange my visit next week, for long time I also didn't get good food...

Thomas uncle: No... no Raul Babbaa... they weel come to us with good fooda... Annaa factor danger factoraa...

Rahul Baba: Ok that's nice, at least I will saved from mosquitos... where is that place in UP.

Thomas uncle: No no no... Raul Babbaa... not inaaa it eess not innaa UP they weel come to us weed good food...

Rahul Baba: Ok give them time on October 18

Diggy Chacha checked Rahul Baba's schedule for next week on October 15

Diggy Chacha: What Rahul Baba, why are you meeting people outside UP which is not in your job scope?

Rahul Baba: No I am going to meet people in UP only. Thomas told me some weired name of a village and told me that they will carry good food (yummy).

Diggy Chacha (irritated tone): Where is that Tom?.. take him to conference...

Thomas uncle: Whaataa happenaa Diggyjee?

Diggy Chacha: Thomas, how many times I told you now a days Rahul Baba's work area is UP only and why did you give appointment to Ralegan villagers in Maharashtra.

Rahul Baba: But Chacha, they are also farmers and aam-aadmis... and they cook good food as well... and 

Thomas uncle told me I would not require to go there, they themselves will bring food here.. wow yummy...

Diggy Chacha: Rahul Baba.... please focus on UP only for now...

Thomas uncle: I am sorreee Diggyjee... I change the schedulaaa... and weel tell them to go back....

In a press conference after the meeting cancelled


Thomas uncle: There was a communication gap from my office. I apologise for the communication gap from my office. My office people told them that they could come to Delhi after October 15 to meet Rahul Gandhi

Raja, Yeddy Appa and Kalmadi cheered with CEC's statement over right to reject and recall

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Tuesday 18 October 2011 | Posted in


Amid a campaign by Team Anna for polls reforms, the Election Commission has disfavored any proposal to include the 'right to reject' or 'right to recall' clauses in election rules, saying they may not work in a large country like India.

Opposing the proposal to have a 'right to recall' as in many developed countries, chief election commission (CEC) S Y Quraishi has held that it will "destabilise" the country, especially in areas where "people already feel alienated".

"I am proud to be in India where independent agencies like EC take care of the honest member of parliaments. See any face can become hero in Tamil movies, on same fundamental I have always a right to contest and win elections. We have every right to force us on India's voters. See I have "Anna" in my name therefore I am totally corruption free," said great A. Raja who received support from Diggy Chacha earlier. "I don't need to worry about the Court's verdict now, as I am now sure that I will serve people life-long by contesting elections," Raja said in an emotional conversation with DCFC reporter.

He said "Our supreme authority Don M Karunanidhi (DMK's full form) has always appreciated my work for aam Tamil Janata and I am next to Rajinikanth in popularity. I believe I would be contesting next elections and will comeback to Minister Level. This time I would like to have some other ministry where my creative ideas and thought process can be applied."

Yeddy Appa said "Generally, voters have little intelligence and therefore we smart people represent them. I agreed with CEC's thought process. Voters have low IQ and are not good enough to judge to whom to reject or to allow for contesting elections.

About right to recall I personally believe we honest representatives of people will lose sustainability. See for example tomorrow I want to sign a deal with a steel company for alloting mining rights which had already sent some lakhs of crore rupees to my trust formed for social services and suddenly one oversmart person asks for right to recall what message our humble corporates will receive? Will they invest in India? This way the investment scenario will deteriorate in India. Further, how can a trust set up for social services will garner money for servicing people." When DCFC reporter asked Yeddy Appa his plans if right to reject or recall doesn't come. He said "I am trying to get in touch with Diggyji and will try to contest from Congress Party's side. I am sure our intelligent and great voters will this time take me to Delhi."


Kalmadi had different views. He said "I used to think I was the most intelligent person in India (Diggy Chacha is most intelligent in universe and Kalmadi is a local guy) but Congress proved me that I am fool and have a brain disease. But now I will prove by my statement that I don't worry about right to reject or recall because I will get selected through Rajya Sabha as many people who are best to throw in a dustbin will select me."

Shooting all over

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday 17 October 2011 | Posted in


Finishing off every enemy one by one, the most respected creature in the universe and mentor of India's future Prime Minister, Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) is shooting all over. Congress Government's pride and BJP's envy, Diggy Chacha using only 1% part of his brain has cut all his enemies.

First enemy - Anna Hazare

First and foremost, Anna Hazare a person who has irritated government for long time went for Maun Vrata, a course suggested by Diggy Chacha. Diggy Chacha said Anna Hazare has decided to observe "maun vrat" (vow of silence) so that he does not have to give a reply to questions related to B S Yeddyurappa and team Anna member Prashant Bhushan.

Diggy Chacha said "It was me only to whom Annaji, though I respect him a lot affraid most as I can find out truth 
as like Colgate finds germs in the middle of the teeth. However, I am so gentle, kind and humble that I never take credit. This time I will give credit to our strongest and most trusted as a loser candidate of Hisar by-Poll who threatened Arvind Kejriwal in a Haryana Shytle. The message was also read by Annaji and therefore went for a pin-drop silence mode. One more thing I want to tell RSS and its agents that I am the pioneer and copyright holder of Maun Vrata as I myself go on it quiet ocassionaly to practice my Gandhian approach (Please check recent archives of Digvijay Singh Fan Club)."

"See I only exposed Annaji at the beginning of his RSS led movement. Now, The RSS functionary wrote that he directed the workers to support Anna's campaign. He also issued directives for supporting Baba Ramdev, which proves that Annaji is his agent," most intellectual person in the universe, Diggy Chacha said.

"On the one hand, they say not a single RSS worker was present in the campaign while on the other Govindacharya said 20% workers were of Sangh. Both the statements cannot be right, we want to know which one is correct," he said. "However, as per my own intelligence agency the number is touching 100% and rest were statues," Diggy Chacha added.

When DCFC reporter contacted one Team Anna member, he said "How the hell we know who was RSS person and who was Congressman. Take him to mental asylum."

Second enemy - Mayawati

Hathi meri Sathi fame, most obsessed by different varieties of MNC sandals (no not scandals), Behenji Mayawatiji (Behenji) was the second political entity (yea entity because she thinks she is more than a person and a big entity, world revolves around her).

"We are preparing a charge-sheet against Mayawati and we will expose her misdeeds at a public rally in Lucknow around February," Diggy Chacha said. Diggy Chacha's anti-Mayawati crusade was launched in July 2011.
"Diggyji's anti-Mayawati crusade started paying off plus charishma of Rahul Baba his most desirable personality among the young girls of aam-aadmis, farmers and dalits also gave the great mileague to the party," said a Congress supporter.

Criticising her for installing her own statues in Lucknow and in Noida, Chacha said " There is nothing special what makes Mayawati to set up her own statues. Mayawati has set a new convention of putting up statues of living persons and that too with government money, which is highly objectionable."

"What is even worse that the tax-payer's money was also used to erect statues of Mayawati's family members too," he said.

He hastened to clarify that his party had nothing against installation of statues of Dalit icons, "but surely Mayawati is not entitled to be erecting her own statues or that of her kin at state expense. Postures of other great people were very small while her is big which also requires additional spending."

Diggy Chacha's supporter said "Actually Behenji is paranoid and thinks that nobody will set up her statues as like dalit icons so she is in hurry."

However, BSP spokesperson had a different view "This is a different shtyle of projecting one's work. Now in India, every road, every park and every place has named by Key Gandhi and Nehru figures. So giving Behenji's name to roads, parks and toilets is less creative while dalit icons are few so standing with them makes her new dalit icon as well. Therefore, we believe Diggy's statement that Behenji should not set up her own statue is totally anti-dalit and we condemn it."

Third enemy- BJP as a whole

Diggy Chacha also thrashed BJP for its double-standards. "Whatever Lal Krishna Advaniji is doing is all copy and paste from Gandhian approach adopted by Congress senior leaders, particularly Rahul Baba. He had a padyatra against Behenji's corruption in UP now Advaniji has hijacked that project on a big scale. However, when BJP has people like Bangaru Laxman who were caught accepting bribe on camera and (former Karnataka chief minister BS) Yedyurrappa who had to eventually go to jail because of his corrupt activities, Advani's anti-corruption yatra only reflects his double-standards."

He said to top it all, the hollowness behind Advani's anti-corruption campaign stood completely exposed when his own partymen were recently caught offering Rs1,000 each to journalists who had gone to cover the Advani yatra in Satna (Madhya Pradesh). However, we had never offer a rupee to any farmer during Rahul Baba's padyatra.


No statement came from BJP up till now.

Sibal Uncle plans to join Team Anna to replace Bhushan Jr.

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Saturday 15 October 2011 | Posted in


Jobless these days due to fury of the high command after disastrous suggestions to the government, Kapil Sibal (Sibal Uncle) asked Annaji to replace him on the place that would be vacant after Prashant Bhushan's (Bhushan Junior, no not Bachchan Junior).

"In addition to vast knowledge of Law and the world, I have a good command over English and good sense of humor," Sibal Uncle said.

"Further I have some more qualities which include my ability to irritate people after making nonsense and arrogant statements. I also use my brain sometimes which is not very common for Indian politicians. Out of my brain I developed one product as well i.e., Zero Loss Theory. I have sent my detailed curriculum vitae to Team Anna and is waiting for their call," said Sibal Uncle.

A source said that Sibalji is frustrated as the government is not giving proper attention to him. "Even Madamji didn't appreciate his low cost Tablet PC which hurt him most. Also making tough but hopeless statements is in his nature which is restricted these days by High Command and therefore out of frustration he thinks on joining team Anna," source said.

Source further added "Congress Party's another lawyer, Abhishek Manu Singhvi , a famous lawyer for having trash cases in his portfolio is also trying for Bhushan Jr.'s position."

"Abhishek is a kid and hopeless too. I don't think team Anna would like to consider this guy for that respectable position. He has no respect in his party and considered as a mouthpiece only," Sibal Uncle said.

When DCFC reporter asked a senior leader of the Party who wished to keep his identity secret as why Sibal Uncle is trying hard to get position in the rival's side. He said "Sibal must be fed up of autocracy of Congress Party High Command. The party has given authority to only Diggyji for making baloney statements."


"Manish and Sibal both tried to break the shell but with no success. I can understand what Sibal would be feeling these days as he has no experience of keeping his mouth shut," Senior leader gave some more information.


Team Anna spokesperson confirmed privately that it had received few resumes which include Sibal Uncle, Chiddu Uncle, Ram Jethmalani and Abhishek Manu Singhvi. However, position is now withheld as Arvind Kejriwal said that Bhushan Jr is still integral part of team Anna.

Probhu Chowla interviewed Diggy Chacha in Sticky Baat

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Probhu Chowla (Probhu Dadaji), an iconic name in the media fraternity known for his charisma, persona and sharp edged questions that often hit the nail on the head; Prabhu Chawla will be primarily seen interviewing the who's who of the political arena and renowned people from varied walks of life, entice audiences in a brand new chat show on IBN7 'Sticky Baat Probhu Ke Saath'. Today, Probhu Dadaji will interview Universe's iconic name for his intelligence and straight talks Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha).

Probhu Dadaji: Diggyji so welcome to our brand new show 'Sticky Baat Probhu Ke Saath'.

Diggy Chacha: Probhu thanks for calling me here, I also like to talk sticky only. I never turn my words as like Kapil does it regularly. Its like Fevicol ka jod no tod marod. By the way, before you ask me something non-sense I have a question. Why did you pronunce your name as Probhu Chowla instead of true Prabhu Chawla.

Probhu Dadaji: Ha ha ha... it was because a funny incidence. Few months back I interviewed Pronobda. He and through out interview he called me Probhuda, Probhu Chowla sho, sorry so many times that I myself started pronuncing my name Probhu Chowla.

Diggy Chacha: Wow that was funny. Now start your non-sense questions.

Probhu Dadaji: Ok first of all I would like to tell you my questions are sticky and you will have to give answers on which you stick to.

Diggy Chacha: As I told you earlier, I always talk sticky. Now see I told everybody RSS is a biggest terror organisation in the world even US should afraid of it, nobody believed me including Barack Obama who is torturing innocent people like Osamaji and innocent countries like Pakistan. I am still stick to my words. "Mein aapki kasam khaake ke kehetaa hu ki I will stick to my words."

Probhu Dadaji: No no Diggyji don't need to take my kasam I believe you. Ok my first question. India is going in a major lifestyle changes, showing the way speed it is progressing. I would like to give you a sensible example. We have seen a substantial shift of consumers from Goa Gutkha to Manikchand which is consumed by Unche Log only and still opposition says that India is going from a rough patch. What is your view?

Diggy Chacha: Probhu ji, whatever you are talking is true. Even I have seen my wife's brother has shifted from some local brand to Manikchand Gutkha which is a great evidence for us that how India is progressing. It is because RSS always use BJP as a platform to say anything that is anti-Congress which means anti-nationalist as well. Most of the RSS people use normal tobacco according to my inside sources so out of jealousy they make all these stupid statements.

Probhu Dadaji: Diggyji, Indians are becoming corrupt because of anti-Congress elements like Annaji. What is your view about that?

Diggy Chacha: I believe Annaji is as innocent as Suresh Bhaai, Osamaji, Ashok Chavan, A Raja and Amar Singhji. However, he is now a mask of RSS. So many times I told him that come out of shelter of that terror organisation but because of his rigidity he is not accepting. Nowadays he is becoming a politician. I challenge him do fast in UP before elections I will also sit along with him.

Probhu Dadaji: Oh that's great; this is new to me. How many days can you sit for fast?

Diggy Chacha: Its confidential information I can't tell you. Actually, I am alien from other planet so sharing information is not correct thing to do. But this way that taught us by Gandhiji will open his eyes.

Probhu Dadaji: Ok tell me what steps did you and your government take to stop terrorism?

Diggy Chacha: Yea that's interesting question. Time to time I exposed RSS for its terror activities. I was the pioneer of removing Islamist terrorism. I only banned SIMI which removed Islamist terrorism completely from India but the formula for RSS is still to be worked out. Press always reported me wrong but I am most intelligent person and thats why Madamji believes me a lot. The biggest flaw came in limiting RSS terrorism is from Chiddu, he doesn't take my advice otherwise India had become a terror free country. That is also out of his intellectual arrogance but as a Gandhian I have to stick to the path of forgiveness.

Probhu Dadaji: But Diggyji, why don't you become Home Minister then?

Diggy Chacha: See Probhu, I have a lot of interest in handling that position as I am the most deserving. I can handle foreign ministry and meet Hina Rabbani Kharji on daily basis so that our relations with Pakistan will improve. I can become Finance Minister and will make some sensible comments rather than talking anything non-sense or repeating last week's statements. I can become defence minister and very well defend Madamji and Rahul Baba. I will myself take a Gun in my hands and will stay with them as like a loyal security guard. I can also handle Agriculture ministry and will reduce wastages of tobacco and liquor products. Even interesting thing is I can handle all the portfolios at a time. However, Madamji ten years back told me that she wants me to groom up Rahul Baba as India's Prime Minister and Lokpal also. Now Rahul Baba is most deserving candidate for both these positions and I would like to first save Madhya Pradesh from duplicate Diggy, Shivraj Chouhan planted by RSS.

Probhu Dadaji: How do you think Rahul Baba is deserving candidate for Lokpal also?

Diggy Chacha: See Probhu, I am famous for my vision which lacks in other politicians also that was the main reason Madamji appointed me as his mentor. In 2008, when global recession came I identified a need for Lokpal and thereby suggested Manmohanji to appoint a Lokpal. But as usual his office threw my suggestion into dustbin. See I am a Gandhian and therefore I didn't hurt much also I don't like to take credit. I thought that now I should focus only on one thing Rahul Baba to groom up as Lokpal. Then Anna Hazare hizacked all my thoughts but still I respect him a lot. There are few reasons why Rahul Baba is deserving. First he frequently visits houses of farmers, dalits and aam-aadmis. He usually takes lunch and dinner with them. He also attends Royal Wedding celebrations which makes him popular everywhere. A person whose roots are in aam-aadmis as well as India's celebrity people always be useful as Lokpal.

Probhu Dadaji: Ok Diggyji thanks for your sticky interview.


Diggy Chacha: Thanks!

Manisha Koirala wants to work with Diggy Chacha

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Taking inspiration from Madhuri Dixit, Bombay girl now Nepali Aunty Manisha Koirala (Manisha) wants to return to Bollywood. According to reports from DCFC, she came to know that David Dhawan is approaching the great Digvijay Singh (Diggy Chacha) as a lead hero for his next movie venture (Please Read: David Dhawan plans Diggy Chacha for his next movie after initial success for Rascals). Therefore, Manisha tried to book the seat for the movie as a lead heroine.


"It will be my privillege to work with a strong and intelligent human being like Diggyji. Usually, strength and intelligence hardly lies together in one person. But Diggyji is exception. Further, I had worked with so many new comers and C Grade looking heroes that now I feel tired. Now I want to work with a mature looking person like Diggyji," Manisha said.

"I don't have experience of working with Davidji also I haven't worked in any of the comedy movies. I have been long criticised for my expressionless and naturally saddist face. However, I want to shut the mouths of my critics. Further, I have developed new beautiful looks which shows my funny angles as well (please see my picture).  I am damn sure, even Davidji and Diggyji will appreciate and would like to work with me," Manisha said courageously.
A closed friend of Manisha said "She is very much willing to work on this new venture even at reduced prices. She understands that Davidji may face some financial crunch as his movies hardly make money on the box office these days."


However, DCFC reporter could not get any comments from David Dhawan and Diggyji about the developments and Manisha's proposal.

"Ha ha ha, I don't want to line up for Lokpal. Rahul Baba is most deserving candidate as PM and Lokpal," said Diggy Chacha

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Diggy Chacha is a man of his promise. He knows everything in the world. He knows everything in Indian Constitution. He mugged up everything and can talk about anything in the world. Therefore, to satisfy his querry, DCFC reporter asked whether he would be interested in becoming Lokpal.

Diggy Chacha smiled like Krishna smiles in Mahabharat serial and said "No no... I would like to remain low profile. There are many people who want to take that post and many people have started offering me huge money to tell their names to the government. But I am serious about only one name and that is Rahul Baba."
Shocked, DCFC reporter asked him how do Rahul Baba work as Lokpal.

Diggy Chacha confidently said "Rahul Baba is most deserving candidate of Prime Minister today. Lokpal requires most deserving candidate and Rahul Baba is trained enough to handle pressure of both the positions. I knew 10 years back that some day Lokpal issue will be raised and therefore I trained Baba in both the ways." Diggy Chacha asked "See what is Lokpal? I tell you. It is Lok pal means near to aam aadmi. Now tell me who
 in India is closest to aam aadmi. It is Rahul Baba only. He visited aam aadmi's families had lunch and dinner with them, he travelled through taxis, metro railways, suburban trains and he also went by padyatra (foot march) all of which qualities prove him that he is most deserving candidate as PM and Lokpal."

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