After RSS backed Narendra Modi, Nitin Gadkari backs Nitin Gadkari as PM candidate

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Monday, 4 June 2012 | Posted in

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Nitin Gadkari backs Nitin Gadkari again and again
After calling a man in hurry by BJP mouthpiece Kamal Sandesh, RSS publication 'Organiser' gave a great Jadoo Ki Jhappi to Narendra Modi by declaring him as a Prime Minister candidate. However, Nitin Gadkari could not digest Sangh Parivar's statement and supported Nitin Gadkari as a Prime Ministerial candidate for 2014 elections.

Nitin Gadkari, a rare 2 times BJP President said in a press conference which he alone handled "I declare my great and heavy support to Nitin Gadkari as a Prime Minister candidate for 2014 elections."
"It is a big support from Nitin Gadkari to Nitin Gadkari. He is the man of 4... ah sorry 6 Gadkaris and therefore his support to himself matters a lot," said one of the spokespersons of the party on condition of anonymity.
He said "It is very shocking that Nitinji have not came out with a clear support to anybody for PM's candidate and throw support to himself. Even Advaniji is under dilemma about the clarity."
Sources said that Nitin Gadkari will start his own mouthpiece as like RSS and BJP does which will clearly support Nitin Gadkari for the PM's candidature. However, the above development is expected to increase the race for PM's candidature in BJP and Arun Jaitley, Sushma Swaraj, Prakash Javadekar and all the small and medium scale leaders are expected to declare themselves as Prime Minister Candidate.

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh announced 1 day fast against team 'desperate'

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Chooses Ramleela Maidan for the fast, will keep 1 day of maun vrata as well
Finally, breaking his silence on the matters raised by 'desperate' Team Anna and Ramdev Baba, India's Prime Minister Manmohan Singh said he will fast for one day on the Ramleela Ground.

"Their allegations suck. Totally, illogical, indigestible and non-hygienic. If according to Monty formula of poverty line total black money is 100-200 billion dollars only, then what can I do? Why do Anna and opposition think rest is in my pocket? I would like to know why Ramdev Baba is so forceful for the India's black money, how much stake does he want out of that? And this Team Anna, what is their problem with corruption in India, if some people above poverty line of Rs 28 are earning a bit of other income then why do their brains irritate so much?" said furious Manmohan ji.
India's communication minister Kapil Sibal said "Now everything is out of our control. Manmohanji decided to seat on fast for 1 day and will keep maun vrata for entire day against all these desperate people who are against corruption and black money."
Manmohan Singh confirmed that black money calculation in India was based on Monty Formula for Poverty Line calculation, which is the most scientific formula of the calculation of black money and there is no need for so much hue and cry. However, few experts along with Ramdev Baba don't agree with that formula.
"What the hell is this? Rs 28 per day is BPL formula and if this government applies it to India's black money and say that all the people who transferred money to Swiss banks living in a stark poverty in India then it sucks," said Nitin Gadkari, BJP president "India's poverty line should have at least near Rs 60 per day based on that black money should also increase by at least double."
Lal Krishna Advani, a senior BJP leader said "It's always better to give some rest to stomach for one day. But I don't understand why he is giving the rest to mouth which does not open up for months and months."

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South Indian movie producers demand encryption to their movies, to restrict Bollywood directors from copying

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Talking with various US firms on how to encrypt films
Watching the easy gains for bollywood producers who are copying the South Indian movies each n every day, producers of South Indian movies decided to ensure the encryption to their movies along with stricter copyright norms and royalty up to 50% of the total revenues.

The development came after another South India's cut-copy-paste (CCP) movie 'Rowdy Rathore' declared a blockbuster business. Rowdy Rathore was copied from Telugu action thriller Vikramarkudu.
"This is really annoying. As we regional film makers make peanuts, these Bollywood film producers make huge money still giving zero to the entire film in terms of creativity. Appa! Its irritating why I couldn't make 40Cr rupees in just 3 days. Appa! I want royalty for copying my film," said M. L. Kumar Chowdary, prodcer of the movie.
Film's director S.S. Rajamouli said "This Prabhu Deva doesn't know besides the dance direction. Now he fits entire copied movie in between his dance innovation. Now at least he could have taken some real Bollywood actress for his dance steps instead of some heavy South Indian actress, which looks like another hero."
Rajamouli confirmed that when he saw the movie, he got confused who was the real actress.
Sources said that many of the recent releases started from Prabhu Deva's Wanted, Ghajini, Dabangg, Singham, Force, Bodyguard and now Rowdy Rathore are copied from South based movies and they became big success. However, considering the business these movies generated, South Indian movies not achieved any major success in terms of money.
Sanjay Leela Bhansali who produced Rowdy Rathore said that he never copied his any of film till date.
"I have never copied any of my directed or produced film till date. Who is that idiot who told me that I copy from other movies? Yea its possible my idea was copied by few other old directors but they lacked innovation to just convert them into masterpieces," he said.
However, South India cinema is still not convinced and many producers are trying to reach some solution whether they can encrypt scripts or can do something by issuing copy right notices.
Many producers are fine with CCP of their films, if they would get good chunk of royalties.
"Royalties would be ranged from 15% to 50% depending upon the success of the original movie. We are also thinking of encryption of our movies as like it is in Adobe and Blackberry. We shall take help from US firms," said Chowdary.

Rahul Gandhi lost his temper said he is more intelligent than average dumb Congress leader

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Baba reacted to Subramanian Swamy's statement that he doesn't have caliber
After a long time, Rahul Gandhi (Rahul Baba), future prime minister of India lost his cool while representing a press conference in his 2-day Karnataka visit.

Rahul Baba said "WTF this Swamy thinks about me. How does he say I have no caliber? I am much more intelligent than any dumb Congress man in India."
According to data, 80% Congress men have surveyed as dumb. Surveyor asked them a simple question that which Gandhi's birthday was on October 2 while 20% answered Rahul Gandhi, 20% answered Rajiv Gandhi and 40% answered Madamji while rest skip the question showing their abnormal qualitative intelligence.
Baba said "I was not an ordinary Congress leader that's why I didn't give the answer to surveyor but I know it was Mahatma uncle's birthday which shows I have a better IQ level than any other Congress leader."
Baba also told reporter who asked the question regarding Swamy that till date nobody raised question regarding Karnataka's mining scam but he was the first to raise the question about Sadanand Gowda government.
When asked that many leaders have raised questions about Yeddyurappa's involvement in mining scam, he said "No it's not Yeddyji it was Gowda about whom I raised the issue."
Many correspondents asked him why he was not stayed in aam Kannadiga aadmi's house. He said "Actually, I was in a short meeting and next time definitely would try some bit of curd rice in aam-Kannadiga's home whose caste will be Other Brahmin caste (OBC)."

South based company launched Oatmeal with Rasam

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Sunday, 3 June 2012 | Posted in

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Product will tap new-age urban population and South Indian NRI's
Famous South Indian nashta (breakfast) company, MTR announced Rasam Oatmeal to capture health-freak-new-age urban population and South Indian NRIs settled in different countries.

"MTR always battled for the taste of South Indian customers. The company introduced so many nashta items for different Tamil, Telugu, Kannada and Mallu public. Now we want to mix up the South Indian flavors with different world varieties," said CEO of MTR Foods, Sanjay Sharma.
He said "Rasam Oatmeal will be named as HoatMealla. It would have the taste of rasam and health of oats, which we expect will be welcomed by our South Indian customers."
The company said that it was a really unique variety that will be very much customized towards the needs of the customers.
"No company in the world captures such kind of variety. We shall be first in the world to introduce Rasam Oatmeal and also will become World's largest from day one," said Sanjay Sharma in a packed press conference.
The company had taken a serious research from various cities which include all the South Indian metros, Mumbai, Delhi, Kolkata and Ahmedabad in India while in various cities in US, Europe and Gulf regions.
"We reached to the real polished people across these cities that have time and money to spend on the health related polished food. We told them that if they would get less fatty, no maida and Vitamin C enriched oat meal, then whether they really like to go for the product. All of them said yes. We told them that if they would get rasam oatmeal then they go for it and all were very happy on our innovation," said Vikran Sabherwal, VP - Marketing at MTR Foods.
Rasam oatmeal will be very nutritional and healty will improve Vitamin C levels drastically.
"Our market research suggests that few products like Bournvita and Horlicks improved Vitamin D level of the milk. Our product will improve Vitamin C levels of milk and oats which straight-away improve the required energy levels of the consumer," said Sabherwal "We recommend taking rasam oatmeal with few teaspoons of Bournvita will add Vitamin D also to our consumers."
"People have become very much health savvy these days. They all want more calcium and proteins from traditional South Indian dishes. One independent research suggested that if Oatmeal will be taken with rasam, the health quality of oatmeal will increase. Oatmeal along with tamatar rasam will improve Vitamin C in every age people," said Sharma.
The company told that it will introduce different varieties to tap children, women and old age people. The company also plans to launch Sambhar and coconut based varieties. Sharma also informed that development in oatmeal idli and upma will give results in next few weeks.
MTR Foods has provided the recipe of the product. Viewers of the site can note down.

Pakistan offers Sania Mirza wild card to give her legitimate entry into London Olympics

Posted by Diggy Chacha | Friday, 1 June 2012 | Posted in

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She will have to promise less hottier by wearing burqa and will have to play with Shoaib for mixed doubles
Finally, after watching Sania Mirza's wild battle with India for the legitimate right for the entry into London Olympics 2012, Pakistan offered her wild card with few riders.

Pakistan Sports Minister Mir Aijaz Hussain Khan Jakhrani said "We saw how a holy cow like Baby Sania Mirza, a girl of Allah is battling for her legal right with Hindustani government to play in Olympics while the government is showing disrespect by ignoring her. Pakistani hukumat always fought for humanity and showed respect to all people who were hated by other governments and allow them to freely land in Pakistan. We are still committed to our goal and offer Baby Sania a wild card for Jannat-e-sair for London Olympics."
However, Sports Minister told India Satire Correspondent "To the overall peace of Awam, I would say that Baby Sania can play for Pakistan in Olympics if she promises that she would be less hotty than now by wearing a burqa. We shall allow her to wear different colour burqas with a flexibility of showing her eyes. Hukumat also wants she should partner with her gul-e-gulbakawali Shohar Janaab Shoaib Malik, as other partners represent evils and do evil deeds."
Jakhrani said "Shoaib also has experience of spinning the tennis ball since his childhood and he also can throw by using his brain twice. So I think this much of his talent is sufficient for him to play tennis."
The news came as a big bomb for Indian politicians who earlier thought that Sania was still Indian despite her marriage with a Pakistani star cricketer Shoaib Malik.
"Oh really! Saniaji was getting a wild card from Pakistan. But why doesn't she really want to play badminton for India. And according to my records, India has already gave a card to Sania Nehwal," said Rajiv Shukla, India's Minister of State for Parliamentary Affairs who recently came back after attending IPL matches.
While India Satire correspondent told him that its Saina Nehwal who plays Badminton while correspondent was asking about Sania Mirza who plays Tennis Rajiv Shukla said "Who is Saniaji Mirza? I have never heard about her from Diaji Mirza. And I really don't know a girl with a name Sania Mirza plays Table Tennis."
India Satire correspondent asked Ajay Maken for his comment; he said "No issues! We shall ask Vishwanathan Anand to play instead of Mr. Sania Mirza."
Sania Mirza was unavailable for comment while her husband Shoaib Malik said "Alongwith Sania I can also play against male double and female double tournament. We both together can also play against ladies and gents single. Insha-allah Sania would look hot in burqa."


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